Ken's Christmas Crackers - One Month To Go!

 

Happy 60th Birthday To Doctor Who

 

Bernard Manning Threatens To Invade The Falklands

 

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Argentina's new president has vowed to 'get the Falklands back', saying it is 'non-negotiable' for Britain to hand them over despite the overwhelming majority of people living there wanting to stay British. pic.twitter.com/ixZ2DElzYM

— UNN (@UnityNewsNet) November 21, 2023

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Joy of Christmas Lights

 

Time Warp Alert!

 

Yesterday David Cameron came back to the Cabinet.

Today, Toby Carvery is trending on Twitter.

 

These are clear signs of a time warp!

If The Hat Doesn't Fit

 

If the hat doesn't fit, don't do the job!

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Sprouts

 

As there are less than six weeks until Christmas, remember to start boiling your sprouts now; so that they have had all the goodness, colour and texture drained out of them and are then perfect for Christmas Day!

COVID Inquiry Summarised

 

The covid inquiry findings can basically be summed up as:

"Lockdowns are terrible, so what we should've done was lock down harder, earlier, and for longer."

Make it make sense! pic.twitter.com/RqoMo6HLoV

— The Calculator (@ThePocketCalc) November 1, 2023