Merry Christmas

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - It's The Thought That Counts!

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Post Early For Christmas

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Stuff Your Bird

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Ken's Christmas Crackers - One Week To Go!

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Christmas Cock Up

 

As sure as eggs are eggs, any major decision/project undertaken/authorised in the last few days before Christmas will inevitably blow up in your face in the new year.

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Is Your Bird Ready?

 

One of the trickiest parts of cooking on Christmas Day is knowing when your bird is ready.

Simply prick your bird's thighs; if the juices run clear your bird is ready, if there is blood then your bird needs more time in the oven.

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Thighs, Breasts and Legs Galore!

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Stuff Your Hampers!

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come

 

Christmas 2030 - the perils of Shrinkflation!

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Don't Forget To Write To Santa

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Stock Up!

 

Even though most shops are only closed for a few hours over Christmas, it is the law of England that you buy enough booze, fags and food to last you for a month!

Ken's Christmas Crackers - You Can Never Have Too Much Mayonnaise!

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Always Mount a Fairy On Your Tree

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Do You Believe In Sanity Clause?

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - You Can Never Have Too Much Fanny!

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - 'Tis The Season To Burn The House Down!