Jaguar Withdraws From The Car Market

 

Copy nothing. #Jaguar pic.twitter.com/BfVhc3l09B

— Jaguar (@Jaguar) November 19, 2024

Irony Klaxon - Yousaf Did It To Himself!

 

Twats!

 

In Memoriam The Guardian (Departing Twitter) - A Collection of Its Most Useless Headlines

 

In honour of the Guardian announcing it was leaving X

I thought it was the right time to look back on some of their classic headlines 🧵

Feel free to add your own 👇

— Basil (@Basil_TGMD) November 13, 2024

Oil and Gas Are The Gift of God - COP29!

 

Amazing scenes as Azerbaijan's president kicks off COP29 by hailing oil, gas and other natural resources as a "gift of the God"

— James Heale (@JAHeale) November 12, 2024

Drill baby, drill!

Amsterdam 2024 - It Is Happening Again!

 

Those that ignore history will be destroyed by it!

Jill Biden's Revenge

 

Never Get In The Way of a Man and His Pint!

 

The Budget and The Penny Saving on Pints

 

Yesterday's budget included a 1.7% reduction in draught duty on beer, which translates to about 1 penny off a pint at the pub.

To profit in term of pints earned from this reduction, you'd need to drink enough pints to cover the cost of the pint itself. For example, if a pint costs £4, you'd need to drink at least 400 pints to cover the cost.

Advice To Starmer re "Embracing Harsh Light"

 

1 Change your speech writer.

2 No one in their right mind would want to embrace a "harsh light"!

BBC Weather App Jumps The Shark

 

The Guardian Truly Is A Shite Newspaper!

 

I wouldn't use the Guardian to wipe my armpits with, let alone use it as a source of news or informed comment!