Advice To Politicians

 

 Don't use WhatsApp for government business!

Advice To Politicians re Medals

 

Awarding yourselves medals, for simply being an MP, really is a bit North Korean!

Advice To Politicians

 

Outsourcing jobs and importing virtue is not the way to run the country!

Advice To Politicians

There is only so long that you can treat the British public like fools, before they do a very British thing to you!

Advice To Politicians

When you decide to ban "elitist" educational establishments in the UK (that you send your children to), you do realise that they will simply move abroad thus making them even more "elitist" don't you?

Advice To Politicians

It's the lie that gets you!

Advice To Politicians Re Game Theory

Applying game theory when considering how to vote on something might be all well and good in a school debating society. However, in the real world, real people have real lives that they are trying to their best to manage under very trying circumstances.

When politicians apply game theory to important votes (instead of applying their conscience/beliefs) it fucks with real people's lives.

If you can't vote without playing games, then it is better you never vote at all!

Politicians

I am rather sick to death of politicians now!

Message To MPs

You have hung the country, business and people out to dry as you fritter away the days wasting time posturing and nit picking the pros and cons of various deal/no deal scenarios.

For all the good you have done, it would be better you have done nothing at all.

When this is over, with or without your help, you are all finished!

Advice To MPs

 

You do know that you have a country to run, don't you?

Advice To MPs

When you finally get round to voting yourselves a few extra days off, please don't bother coming back ever!

A Pox Upon The Politicians

As the politicians from all parties try to claim they had good results in yesterday's local elections, don't believe a word of it.

The voters loath you all!

Leaders Today

I am beginning to think that many of our current world leaders have some serious shortcomings!

Are these people in power because there are no better candidates, or because the voters have lost the ability to tell wheat from chaff?

Driving The Agenda

It is best for all, that politicians are not allowed to drive the agenda!

Advice To Politicians

Bugger off!

Learn This Lesson For Prep

Politicians lie...PERIOD!

Fear

Don't let the fear generated by politicians and lurid media headlines rule your life.

Advice To Those In The Public Eye

There is always more than one tape!

Advice To Hillary Clinton

Gargle with salt water before you next try to speak in in public.

Advice To Politicians

It's not about you, it's about the people who you are meant to serve!