Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

A Curse To Smite Your Mortal Enemies

Here is a proforma curse with which to smite your mortal enemies:

I curse you (INSERT NAME HERE),
May you die alone, unloved and unremembered,
May your flesh be torn at by wolves,
May your guts be eviscerated by vultures,
May the sun dry your bones,
May the winds blow your ashes to the four corners of the earth,
For all the good that you have done it would be better that you have never existed at all!

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