Advice To Actors, Politicians, Film/Music Producers etc

Take more cold showers!

Sternly

The word "sternly" can be overused!

This Will End In Tears!

robots force-fed, Clockwork Orange-style, with videos by Zoella, PewDiePie & Bieber: welcome to our brave new world. pic.twitter.com/YVlUYPyU3C

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) October 26, 2017

When Is An Addition To The Fleet Not An Addition?

When the "addition" is merely passing through en route elsewhere!

Corners and Holes

Corners and holes are all well and good, as a means of short term protection.

However, you have to have (or be offered) a means to get out of them!

I Am The Wind!

I am the wind beneath my own wings!

Storm Brian

How are we meant to be concerned/worried about a storm named "Brian"?

Who the hell names these storms?

Speeches

The longer the speech, the less people listen and the more ineffective the message!

Advice To Pandas

via GIPHY

A week is a long time in geopolitics!

The Blood Red Sun

This morning's blood red sun augurs well for the day ahead!

Advice To The Meteorological Office

Don't over egg your pudding wrt storm warnings, just because today is the 30th anniversary of the Great Storm!

Advice To Deal Breakers - The Art of The Deal Breaker

Those who break deals are never trusted again, and find it hell on earth trying to broker deals with others.

Think carefully before breaking a deal.

The Wicks of War

Wicks of war can be extinguished!

Photo Ops vs War

Never let a war get in the way of a good photo op, simply postpone the war until after you've been photographed in the relevant location.

Socks

The best socks are always at the bottom of the pile!

Treasured Swords

Treasured swords should be kept firmly sheathed and securely locked away, lest idiots and children get hold of them.

The Calm Before The Storm

As ego boosting and enigmatic as it might be to have your picture taken with guys in military uniforms whilst using the phrase "the calm before the storm", you might want to bear in mind that others may deem that to be notice of an imminent attack.

Careless talk costs lives!

Today's Word

Today's word is:

Moron

Whisper is softly, lest the media ask you about it.

Military Options

Nine military options do not constitute an viable strategy if all of them are shite!

A Question of Weaponry

Why would an ordinary member of the public need to own an assault weapon with a large capacity magazine?