Advice To The Douches of Sussex - Don't Mess With The Bish!

 

The Optics of Barnard Castle

 

There's more to Barnard Castle than meets the eye!

The Suez Canal

Now is the time to dust off those plans from the 1960's to build a canal through Israel!

The Flu/Covid Transformation

 

During the early part of the pandemic, many people were of the view that Covid was akin to the flu and should be treated as such (ie nothing too serious).

Now we are in danger of treating flu like Covid, and overreacting when there is a flu outbreak. 

Advice To The Douche of Sussex

 

Congratulations on your new job as Commissioner at the Aspen Institute to tackle misinformation in the media.

First on the list should be the interview that your wife gave to Oprah the other week!

Advice To Container Ship Captains

 

 Ships tend to traverse the Suez Canal more easily if they are moving forward/aft, rather than sideways!

Tax Day

 

On this, the UK's first ever Tax Day, let us ponder the rule of politics that says "temporary measures are never temporary".

Thank you Pitt The Younger!

Cutting Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face - Defined

 The EU

Advice To BBC Presenters

 

If you want to bookmark a tweet for future reference, there is a bookmark function. 

"Liking" the tweet means that you like it!

The Word of Ken

 

 Don't make a chicken out of a feather!

Happy St Patrick's Day!

 

Walk Your Own Path

 

Walk your own path and, if you wish, ask someone to accompany you part or all of the way.

However, never force someone to take that path with you!

Question For The Douches of Shamelot - #DouchesGate

Having your staff write to the BBC complaining about the racial mix of a discussion group is all very well and good, but given that you don't live in Britain anymore and don't pay a BBC licence fee (or have it paid for you by the taxpayers) what the fark business is it of yours what the BBC does?

The Art of On Air Flouncing

 

Flouncing off a live broadcast can bring in big bucks for both the broadcaster and flouncer.

Just saying!

Lament for The People of Sussex - The Real Losers in #DouchesGate

 

ITV Puts Faith Above Facts

 

ITV chief executive Carolyn McCall said "I completely believe what she (Meghan) said. It's important everyone does." Ms McCall's comments come after Piers Morgan stormed off set on Good Morning Britain after a spat with Alex Beresford.

— Adam Clark (@adamclarkitv) March 9, 2021

Is it not the role of investigative journalism to seek out and verify the facts before telling people to simply "believe"?

 

The Douches Across The Water - The Hors D'oeuvre

Last night's airing of the family's dirty laundry in public is merely the hors d'oeuvre, wait and see what comes out when they divorce!

Advice To The EU

 

Instead of banning the shipment of contractually agreed supplies of the Oxford  AstraZeneca vaccine to Australia, why not use the millions of doses that are sitting unused in Germany, France and Italy?

Advice To ITV

 

Bumping "Unforgotten", in order to show an interview with two hapless celebs who were once royals, really has irked me!

I am not a person who should be irked!

Happy Budget Day!

 

Whatever happened to Purdah eh?

The Inner Wolves

  When one of your inner wolves starts howling at the moon, be careful to feed only the good one!

Sunshine

 

 Everything is better when it's sunny!