Russia Practices Willy Waving

 

Low self esteem appears to be engraved into the Russian state. https://t.co/0Aq2LY5eHw

— Anders Östlund (@andersostlund) April 29, 2022

The Luncheon Conundrum

 

Sometimes it takes all morning to decide what the feast for luncheon will be.

FYI, today's feast will be bacon, eggs and bread fried in goose fat.

IRONY KLAXON - Musk's Twitter Takeover

 

Certain sections of Twitter have had a hissy fit over Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter, they claim that this will damage free speech.

What they actually mean is that Musk will allow tweets that contradict the narrow and rigid views of these individuals, ie views and opinions that they don't want to read and don't want others to read.

Musk To Tusk?

 

 Now that Elon Musk's offer for Twitter has been accepted by the board, will he rename it Tusk?

Meanwhile in Bryansk

 

How To Recognise Russian Military Facilities - They're on Fire!

 

UPDATE: The largest Russian manufacturer of chemical solvents - The Dmitrievsky Chemical Plant, blown up today, was a key supplier of propellants for the Russian military. 250 miles EAST of Moscow. Russian saboteurs knew exactly what to hit. This is BIG.pic.twitter.com/537LLI2JR7

— Igor Sushko (@igorsushko) April 22, 2022

BREAKING: Russian military research facility, apparently involved in development of surface-to-air & ballistic missiles, located in Tver, not too far from Moscow, is on fire with multiple dead and injured. pic.twitter.com/M17PCaeFgB

— Igor Sushko (@igorsushko) April 21, 2022

Happy Birthday Your Majesty - The White Horses Song

 

The Never Ending Tube of Toothpaste

 

How many squeezes of an "empty" tube of toothpaste are necessary, until it is truly empty?

The Origin of The Easter Bunny

 

Happy Gerry Anderson Day

 

The Media - A Health Warning

 

Certain well known "journalists" and TV news presenters are nothing more than political activists posing as journalists!

They should be spurned as you would spurn a rabid dog.

How To Avoid Toast Falling Butter Side Down

 

 Butter the toast on the other side, in order to avoid it falling butter side down.

Advice To Russian Soldiers in Ukraine

 

Hell is going to be pretty full soon, I suggest you book your places now!

The Weather Gods' April Fool's Day Joke

 

As befitting 1 April, the weather gods have sent us snow and sunshine at the same time!