The next time you have a hissy fit over some alleged social media "insult", instead of humiliating yourselves in front of the entire country and wasting thousands of pounds on lawyers in an expensive show-trial, why not simply do what you would have done in the past before you became involved with wealthy footballers?
Namely go to Wetherspoons, have a bucket-load of tequila, then duke it out in the car park.
That way you will save money, only humiliate yourselves in front of the customers of Wetherspoons and save the rest of us from enduring your shit-show on the evening news!
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