Signs of The August Bank Holiday Approaching

 

1 It starts pissing down.

2 The heating comes on automatically.

'Twas ever thus!

Have It Large This Bank Holiday Weekend!

 

It's a Bank Holiday - Yippee ki-yay!

I have been advised by a Twitter chum of mine that this is a Bank Holiday weekend, a fact that had escaped my attention.

Fortunately I have a sufficient stock of lemons on which to suck during this period!

The Bank Holiday Displacement Theorem

Bank holidays cause disruption to the body and mind, today feels very much like Monday!

Happy Bank Holiday Weekend!

Enjoy the Bank Holiday weekend everyone, and the unusually pleasant (non raining) weather!

Bank Holidays

There is nothing like a bank holiday to totally throw your biorhythms out of sync.

British Bank Holidays

Bank holidays in Britain are a right load of old choss:

- traffic jams,
- lousy weather, and
- shite furniture sales!

Bank Holiday Weather Prediction

Rain and associated shit!

Spring Bank Holiday

The UK Spring Bank Holiday is almost upon us, heralded by howling freezing winds and a leaden sky!

Bank Holiday Alert

The last bank holiday before Christmas is rapidly approaching, make the most of it!

Post Bank Holiday Blues

The end of a four day weekend and another week (thankfully only four days until the next weekend) crashes into one's life.

Sunshine

Sunshine over the bank holiday weekend, who would have thought it?

The Desert of Bank Holiday Free Weeks

Thus another week crashes into our lives, as we are left wondering where the Bank Holiday weekend went as we contemplate the desert of Bank Holiday free weeks that stretch before us until Christmas.

Bank Holiday Weather

As the UK gears itself up for a 4 day bank holiday weekend, to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee and /or hold a BBQ or street party, it is of course guaranteed that the recent spell of sunshine is coming to an end and the temperature falling!

Bank Holidays

Why are bank holidays always so wet and dismal?

Bank Holidays

As sure as eggs are eggs, as soon as the bank holiday ends so does the downpour!

Advice To My Boiler

The next time you choose to break down please choose a working day, rather than a long bank holiday weekend!

Sunshine on a Bank Holiday Monday!

Whatever next?

August Bank Holidays

Why do August bank holiday weekends always start with a downpour?

Bank Holidays

Cometh the bank holiday, cometh the rain.