Merry Christmas

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Sanity Clause

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - A Well Buttered Bird

 

Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a well buttered bird, ready for a bit of stuffing, being the highpoint of the day!

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Stocking Up

 

Even though most shops are only closed for a few hours over Christmas, it is the law of England that you buy enough booze, fags and food to last you for a month!

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Christmas Cock Up

 

As sure as eggs are eggs, any major decision/project undertaken/authorised in the last few days before Christmas will inevitably blow up in your face in the new year.

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Sour Faced Shop Staff

 

Always wish a sour faced shop assistant a very "Merry Christmas", and take pleasure in their grimaced attempt at wishing you the same.

Advice To Fraudulent Charities

 

Don't publish photos of your associates enjoying their brand new tech, that you have bought using funds bilked from people who thought that they were donating for a worthy cause!

Glad Lucia!

 

Advice To The Douches of Sussex

 

The Monarchy IS hierarchical, you know that perfectly well; so don't feign astonishment about the hierarchy in your bollocks arsed self promotion movie!