Ken's Christmas Crackers - The True Meaning of Christmas

Christmas is for wants, not needs!

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Pre Christmas Drinking Season Is Upon Us Have It Large!

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Who Doesn't Enjoy a Bit of Fanny at Christmas?

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Get Your Brasso Out!

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Blue Peter Christmas Fire Hazard Advent Crown

 

 I have fond memories of trying to construct one of these out of coat hangers, tinsel and sellotape.

 Fortunately, for the sake of our home and its occupants, it never got to the "ignition" stage! 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Brussels

 

Now that Christmas is just 25 days away; it is vital that you start boiling your Brussels sprouts immediately; in order to ensure that they are totally devoid of taste, texture, colour and goodness!