Advice To Celebrities and Other "Personalities"

Tweeting your innermost thoughts is not necessarily a good idea.

Your fans are best left in the dark about what goes on (or rather doesn't go on) inside your heads!

Advice To "Celebrities"

You can only apologise on behalf of yourself, and those that have given you express permission to apologise on their behalf.

You cannot apologise on behalf of an entire country!

Advice To Celebrities

The world doesn't have an infinite supply of botox and silicon!

Advice To Celebrities

The more times you flounce off Twitter and close your account, only to restart your account then flounce off again some months later, the less meaningful that empty gesture becomes.

Advice To Celebrities and Their Worshippers

Irrespective as to whether celebrity status is earned, gifted/imposed via parents or artificially created via "reality" TV it does not impart immortality.

Advice To Z List Celebs

Orange is the natural colour of the flesh of the fruit called an "Orange", not the natural colour of human flesh.

Advice To Celebrities and London Lawyers

When seeking a "super injunction" don't forget that Scotland is (as far as the legal system concerned) a separate country.

Advice To Z List Celebs

Check your bathrooms (home and hotel) for hidden cameras, in the event you don't find one make sure that you have one to hand.

Advice To Celebrities

Don't fly too close to the flame of fame, it will most surely burn your wings.

Ignorance

No matter how many "celebrities" would have you believe it, it is not clever to be ignorant.