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Friday, August 06, 2021

Why do printers take so long to clear heir throats before telling you that you have run out of paper/ink?

Why do printers take so long to clear their throats before spewing forth what you have asked them to print?

A watched printer never prints!

Why do you always fark me around when I have an urgent scan/print to perform?

Don't fark me around when I am in a hurry preparing for a meeting!

Why do printers take forever to warm up when your need to print something is urgent?