Domestic Building Projects

When embarking on domestic building projects, in order to avoid absolute chaos (financially and physically), always ensure that they are carried out in bite size portions rather than a shock and awe one off mega project!

Advice To Chefs

Portions are meant to be sufficient in quantity to be classified as a meal, and not be so small that they can only be classified as a "sample".

What Lurks Behind the Kitchen Unit?

Beware pulling out kitchen units, in order to access pipes, all manner of hidden long forgotten horrors are lurking there!

Monday

It's Monday, have it large!

Chili Eating

When eating chili it is advisable to try to aim for the mouth, rather than splatter it in your hair.

Domestic Building Projects

Beware mission creep!

Tactics and Strategy

To employ tactics without strategy is a policy doomed to fail.

Advice For Power and Water Cuts

When your power and water are cut off temporarily, and you can't use the computer or make a cup of tea, go for a walk.

Sod's Law

The phone will always ring, or the door will always knock when you are in the bathroom.

Friday

It being Friday, you now have my permission to start drinking.

Never A Truer Saying

“What goes around, comes around”

Happy Trafalgar Day