Learn This For Prep - What Causes Wildfires?

 

Contrary to what the media would have you believe, wildfires are not caused by climate change.

Here are the primary causes of wildfires:

• Pyromaniacs

• Farmers/developers seeking EU handouts

• Terrorists

• Climate change zealots

• Human stupidity (eg a discarded cigarette)

• Lightning strike 

Advice To CEOs

 

Happy Bonnet de Douche Day!

 

A revolution that was such a good idea, it's only needed 5 attempts at being a republic and a midget Corsican pirate to keep the show on the road. And some Germans. https://t.co/DSlQSrK5ZB

— Sunday Sport (@thesundaysport) July 14, 2026

Advice To Celebs

 

Being famous doesn't mean that you know what you are talking about!

Thoughts and Prayers With The Gendarmerie Tonight!

 

Happy 250th Independence Day

 

Cretinous C*nt!

 

This cretinous c*nt having made £4M from people smuggling, instead of retiring with his ill-gotten gains to some sunlit paradise, wants to settle down in Leicester!

 

Twana Jamal made an estimated £4 million a year from people smuggling and served 5 years in a French 🇫🇷 prison.

He owns loads of vape type businesses in Britain 🇬🇧 and we are considering his application for asylum.pic.twitter.com/DZiPhZ2ePj

— David Atherton (@daveatherton) July 2, 2026