Why on earth are you targeting me with adverts for an illuminated toilet?
Why on earth are you targeting me with adverts for an illuminated toilet?
She has succeeded in a few short hours in uniting the British government, the Irish government, the DUP, the SDLP and Sinn Fein!
That's a hell of a feat!
Now that the AstraZeneca contract has been published, it means that everyone on social media can stop being epidemiological experts and now become experts in the law of contracts!
The next time you are stuck at the back of a queue, simply walk to the front of it and tell those in the queue that you are from the EU.
It works a treat!
The more you focus on the exception rather than the norm, the greater the risk of the exception becoming the norm.
That's what you want though, isn't it?
Join the Nest Collective online for a night bedecked in tartan and tam o’shanters, with whisky flowing and floorboards shaking, all in celebration of Scotland’s favourite son, Robert Burns.
Your host Sam Lee will guide you through the evening. Dance along at home to a live ceilidh band (with Covid-safe demonstration dancers!), listen to contributions from special guest musicians, and enjoy the Burns ceremony itself.
This special live broadcast will be available for free on Youtube.
The BBC and other fawning media organs would have us believe that Biden is the Second Coming, and that the world is on the verge of a new enlightened age.
Well, let's see how that works out over the next four years shall we?