Drinking

I find that indulging in the occasional glass of "falling down" water is a splendid way to stimulate the creative juices, and relieve stress.

I commend this practice to others.

The Meaning of Life

Mankind has pondered the meaning of life, throughout the ages.

I for one would like to suggest that, instead of diverting your mental energies into trying to fathom the unfathomable, you embrace life and enjoy as fully as possible.

Too much is not enough!

Change

People fear change, why?

Change is vital for growth and development.

Individuals and societies that don't embrace change ossify and die.

Therefore, if you want to live and grow, emabrace and welcome change.

Look Yourself in the Mirror

My father has always stood by the following maxim, which I wholeheartedly endorse and commend:

"live your life and act with honour; so that you are able to look yourself in the eye in the monring, in the mirror when you are shaving".

Arrogant Vegetarianism

There are some vegetarians who seek to impose their eating habits on others, and arrogantly look down their noses in disdain at the meat eating majority.

Remember this, Hitler was a vegetarian.

Soap Operas

People complain about films and dramas on television and in the cinema, which contain vast amounts of sex and violence. They worry that the daily diet of blazing guns, pneumatic boobs and profanities will undermine society.

I doubt that very much, the real “threat to society” comes from the more mundane daily diet of soap operas.

The setting of these more closely resembles the viewers’ lives than any Hollywood blockbuster could ever hope for, or indeed aims for.

As people more closely identify with the soaps, so do they seek to emulate the actions of the characters within them. The shows contain a daily diet of backbiting, odious behaviour and aggression between neighbours and family members.

Each episode is designed to pull the viewer through an emotional roller coaster ride; and ensure that at the end of the half hour they are sitting on the edge of their seat, waiting for the next episode.

The trouble is, life is really not as exciting as that; the viewers sit back at the end of the episode and look for the same “real life” stimulation that they enjoyed in the soap. It is nowhere to be found. This lack of stimulation leads to a cycle of depression and frustration, which viewers vent on each other and society.

In my view soap operas are the real danger to society.

Cyclists

Here's a simple piece of advice to cyclists.

When you are cycling on a road, and approaching a traffic light that is red; do yourself and other road users a favour, stop at the bloody thing!

Internal Auditing

There is a pint glass

It contains 1/2 a pint of milk

The optimistic manager says that it is half full

The pessimistic manager says that it is half empty

The internal auditor says that the milk is sour.

Using Your Home as an Investment

The UK has, for the last few years, been experiencing a boom in house prices. Double-digit annual growth has become the norm.

The result has been a feel good factor, among the home owning classes; as they perceive their personal wealth to be increasing exponentially.

Pepped up by their new wealth, they have indulged in an orgy of consumerism; financed by credit secured against their homes.

I warn you of two problems with this:

• Bull cycles (upward price appreciation) do not last forever, there will be a downturn.



• Borrowing long to invest short is foolhardy in the extreme.

My advice to these foolhardy people is as follows; don’t treat your home as an investment, you have to live somewhere.

Carry on like this and you will be swamped by debt, which you can’t service; which will result in you having nowhere to live.

Adversity

When things and events in peoples' lives are not going their way, and they are faced with adversity, they are tempted to ask the question:

"Why me God?"

My answer is simple:

"Because you're here!".

Money

Money is the best, most efficient means yet devised to motivate people to work on projects and tasks that benefit all.

Money also encourages people to behave in totally abominable ways towards each other.

It is, in essence, the most perfect example of the "ying and yang" nature of life.

The European Union

The European Union will fail; as the citizens of Europe will one day wake up and realise that they do not have the ability to kick out the unelected bureaucrats and bankers in Brussels, who set the fiscal and monetary policies that affect everyone living in Europe.

Without that democratic safety valve, European society and social order will break down as the citizens of Europe take to the streets.