When is a Surplus Not a Surplus?

Carry On Up The Jungle Trailer from picturepalacemovieposters.com from PICTURE PALACE MOVIE POSTERS on Vimeo.

 

When it is stored in the wrong place at the wrong time!

(See clip at 1.39)

Go Faster Stripes

 

 Do they actually work?

Everything Abates

 

Everything abates.....eventually!

So don't stress about it!

Avro Irony KLAXON

 

'Twas but a few weeks ago when Avro installed my so called "smart" meter.

Now they have gone bust....but the joke's on them, the "smart" meter never worked in the first place.

There's irony for you!

Be Kind!

 

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/CT9VMGKMtl

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) September 22, 2021

Monday Morning

Monday morning can be brutal at times!

When in Doubt

 

When in doubt, charge full steam ahead and hang the consequences!

Whiter Than a Swan's Feathers

 

A lady complimented me on my trousers in the park yesterday, noting that they were whiter than a swan's feathers (the park is home to several swans), she went on to ask how I keep them so white.

I have six identical pairs.

Simples!

Instinct

 

Always rely on your instinct, even if your brain tries to override it!

What If?

  "What if?" is not the way to run your life!

How NOT To Make a Speech!

Neville Chamberlain’s speech on BBC Radio #OTD in 1939 announcing Britain was at war with Germany. pic.twitter.com/zSqWueS0vr

— Prof Frank McDonough (@FXMC1957) September 3, 2021

Witches

  Don't fear witches, fear those who burned and drowned them!