The British Weather
The British weather is crap, I don't think anyone will dispute that.
We don't have a climate, we have weather.
My solution to this problem, that has vexed the good citizens of Britain for centuries, is simple.
Take a fleet of super tankers, attach tow lines between them and the British Isles; tow the British Isles to a more temperate zone, such as the Seychelles.