Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Thursday, May 13, 2004

The British Weather

The British weather is crap, I don't think anyone will dispute that.

We don't have a climate, we have weather.

My solution to this problem, that has vexed the good citizens of Britain for centuries, is simple.

Take a fleet of super tankers, attach tow lines between them and the British Isles; tow the British Isles to a more temperate zone, such as the Seychelles.

Problem solved!

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