Great Lies of The 21st Century

"We've made the menu options easier for you to access the service that you are looking for."

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"We value your feedback"

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"A generous serving in every pack."

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"Your call is important to us".

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"We value our customers and have listened to their opinions."

Numbers

Unlike people and words, numbers never lie.

Great Lies of Today

"Temporarily out of service"

Great Lies Of The 21st Century

Greek bondholders are close to reaching a deal with the Greek government.

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"We may record your call for quality and training purposes".

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"Your call is important to us".

Great Con Tricks of The 21st Century - The Beauty Industry

Fotoshop by Adobé from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo.

The Lie of Omission

A deliberate omission of facts is as much of a lie as a deliberate misstatement of facts.

Great Lies of Today - Train Fare Increases

"Money raised by increased fares helps pay for new trains, faster services and better stations."

ROFLOL!!!

Smoke and Mirrors

Beware the politician who promises to recruit more public sector staff during a recession, the reality is that the "new" staff will be reallocated from other existing positions.

Political Bullshit

When a politician says this:

"I deeply regret my actions".

What the politician actually means is this:

"I deeply regret being found out".

Bollocks Products of The 21st Century

Anti slip tiles.

Bullshitter of The Year

Congratulations to Michael Roberts, CEO of the Association of Train Operating Companies, for winning the 2011 "Bullshitter of The Year" Award only two days into 2011.

Roberts claims that the outrageous rise in train fares will result in "more trains and better services".

ROFLOL!

Lies

People lie out of common sense.

Great Lies of The 21st Century

Afghanistan is winnable.

Great Con Tricks of The 21st Century

Leisure club membership agreements that lock you in for a year or more, even if you want to leave the club before they expire.