Oops - Amazon Crashes Global Internet!

 

The Internet Resembles The Wild West

Facebook revealed on Friday that an unknown #hacker had breached the site, compromising the accounts of 50 million users.

Find out how it happened, and why it's a disaster for internet #security: https://t.co/i3c0TT8I27 📰#facebook #facebookhack #cyberattack #databreach pic.twitter.com/mZQLVCGdV4

— Secure Recruitment (@_securerecruit) October 1, 2018

Facebook and IE

I suggest that the technical departments of Facebook and IE liaise with each other, because there is an issue wrt posting comments on FB when using IE.

In the meantime switching to Chrome resolves the issues!

Advice To Internet Trolls

The wee bridges you live under are easy to trace.

Advice To Eden 4 Flowers

Fix your website!

In the run up to Mother's Day, it is "unwise" to redirect a customer to an error page when he/she attempts to pay for an order.

Dear Internet

Dear Internet

Please may I have the 15 minutes of my life back that I wasted this morning trying to connect with you?

Thank you.

A Pox Upon My PC

A pox upon my PC for being slow to the point of inertia, and for continually losing its connection to the net!

The Internet

Why does my connection to the net always crash at the precise moment I am trying to open an important document?

Advice To Social Network Companies

Don't reconfigure your servers without being sure that the reconfiguration can be reversed when it goes wrong.

Advice To Majestic Wine

It is unwise to have non accessible pages on your site (eg the Champagne page) in the run up to Christmas.

Advice To Self

Don't download photo gallery programmes without first reading the terms and conditions!

The Interent

Is it me/my pc/Virgin, or is the internet running really slowly today?

Wireless Broadband

What is the point of wireless broadband if the farking connection keeps dropping?

Wireless Broadband

Why does the connection always drop at the most crucial moment?

Advice To Virgin Media II

Seriously guys if I were you I would sort out the connectivity issues wrt my broadband connection pdq, my patience is now at an end.

Back

..and we're back in the room!

Advice To Virgin Media

Fix my lousily performing broadband connection asap.

Virgin Broadband

My Virgin broadband connections has been total shit for the last few days, anyone else having this problem?

Advice To Online Retailers

Update your stock lists to show when a product is out of stock.

Modern Communications

The danger of the speed of our modern communications systems (eg internet, email, phone, video, TV etc), is that the advantages of news/information/data being disseminated in the blinking of an eye are more than outweighed by the disadvantage that our stone age brains cannot properly process or calmly react to the data.