Advice To Accounting Firms Who Spam My Site

If you want to advertise then pay me to host links to your sites, rather than spamming my sites with links/posts that I delete!

Spam

My spam box is becoming so overloaded these days that I could make a batch of sandwiches out of the spam that could feed thousands!

Advice To Spammers

Starting your spam with the phrase "This is not spam" simply doesn't cut the mustard!

Colonic Matters

Why are all my regular spammers now focusing on offering me colonic irrigation?

The End of The Year

As the end of year approaches, it is comforting to know that there are less than ten spamming days left in 2011 whereby I can be told by strangers that my penis is remarkably small!

Advice To Spammers

If you are going to spam my blogs, for fark's sake learn to spell!

Spam

The arrival of the New Year has been greeted by a veritable deluge of spam spewed forth into people's mailboxes.

Spammers

Why do all spammers seem to think that I am having problems with my "wang"?

Advice To Spammers

Dear Spammers,

My thanks for the 200 plus messages of concern that you have sent me over the last 24 hours wrt the size, and performance, of my "wang".

However, please rest assured that my "wang" works perfectly satisfactorily and is of sufficient size to do the job required of it.

Thank you for your concern!

Please discontinue your spamming.