Monday, March 31, 2014
Rolling Stones
Rolling stones may well gather no moss. However, it is advisable not to be in their path if they are large and moving at high speed.
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Friday, March 28, 2014
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
Advice To Seagulls
Kindly do not have punch ups on the roof top window of my office. It upsets my Zen like approach to work.
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Monday, March 24, 2014
Playing The Game
Knowing what game the other person is playing is only half the battle. You also need to know how to play that game.
Friday, March 21, 2014
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Spring Has Sprung
One knows when Spring has arrived when one's student neighbours go for an early morning walk round the block in their underwear.
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Happy Budget Day!
Happy Budget Day everyone.
Doubtless George Osborne will solve all of our problems with one flash of his budget case!
Doubtless George Osborne will solve all of our problems with one flash of his budget case!
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Monday, March 17, 2014
Friday, March 14, 2014
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Advice To Advertisers
When trying to create a TV advert that is at least bearable to the hapless viewers it is advisable, at the very least, that you ensure that the audio track is in sync with the video track.
Fixodent should take special note of the above!
Fixodent should take special note of the above!
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Advice To World Leaders
When climbing yourself and your countrymen to the top of a very high mountain, remember to bring a suitably long ladder with you so that you can get down safely without injuring yourself or your countrymen.
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
New Form of Matter Discovered
In addition to dark matter, "doesn't matter" has been discovered.
Unlike dark matter, "doesn't matter" has no effect on the universe whatsoever.
Unlike dark matter, "doesn't matter" has no effect on the universe whatsoever.
Monday, March 10, 2014
Beef
When cooking a large joint of beef, it is advisable to have a beef face so that people know it is a serious process and that you are dedicated to the task.
Friday, March 07, 2014
Gunboat Diplomacy
Gunboat diplomacy does not work in the 21st century financially interdependent global economy, as it wrecks every major power's economy.
Thursday, March 06, 2014
Wednesday, March 05, 2014
The Importance of Underpants
Always wear newly purchased underpants, for comfort and support during important meetings.
Tuesday, March 04, 2014
Monday, March 03, 2014
Irony
As the West goes toe to toe with Russia over Ukraine, how ironic that the number two story covered by the UK/US media is last night's Oscar ceremony!
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