Advice To Leafleteers

Do you really think I look like I would want to read your leaflet at 7:00AM???

The Joy of Hip Flasks

Let joy be unabated, I have found my hip flask!

How To Handle Monday Mornings

Grab the day by the scruff of the neck and give it a sound kicking until it capitulates.

Advice To Social Media Billionaires

Your immense wealth does not guarantee that you will be able to cure/manage all diseases by the turn of the century.

Advice to Yakult - Turning Japanese

Your instructional "learn simple Japanese" early morning adverts are all very well and educational, but must the lady telling us the Japanese for "good morning" etc sound so awake and bleeding cheerful at 5.30AM?

Accidents

Accidents happen, however when there are a series of related "accidents" they can no longer be classified as "accidents".

Clock Watching

A watched clock never ticks in time with the flow of time relative to the observer.

Inspiration

Inspiration best comes when not sought after.

Facts vs Feelings

Follow the facts to where they lead, do not be diverted by your feelings of where you would like them to lead.

Inspiration

Inspiration comes from staring into the void.

Fear

Fear makes us stronger, faster and sharper.

Embrace it and use it to your advantage.

Advice To Hillary Clinton

Gargle with salt water before you next try to speak in in public.

The Weather Gods

The weather gods regularly piss on our Monday mornings with the depressing inevitability of the return of an unloved season.

350th Anniversary of The Great Fire of London

Today in 1666 the Great Fire of London began. Over three days it reduced much of the city to ash #LondonMudlark pic.twitter.com/YvrVBDCmTY

— London Mudlark (@LondonMudlark) September 2, 2016

Superior Ability

Superior ability breeds superior ambition.