Meetings

Always end your meetings on a high!

Happy Monday Everyone!

Plans

Plans are excellent, until you try to execute them!

Today I Am Mainly...

Today I am mainly being a:

GENIUS

Basking In False Hope

Allow a man a few hours to bask in the sunshine of false hope, and come the night he will have a far better appreciation of the hopelessness of his situation.

Happy St George's Day

Happy Easter!

Question For Emma Thompson

How many air miles did you rack up in first class, to attend the eco demonstration?

Advice To ISPs

Using the word "hope", in a message about repairing my crashed broadband service does not fill me with "hope"!

Advice To Wannabe Embassy Sanctuary Seekers

Don't smear the interior walls of the embassy with faeces!

Hope

When anyone uses the "hope" in a sentence relating to a possible future outcome, event, plan etc it means they know fuck all about what will happen.

An Apposite Lesson From History

Politics

I have never seen politics, the political system and for that matter the country's MPs in such a dismal and sorry state.

Beware that this sickness does not infect the rest of the country, or its people!

Kimchi

A spoonful of Kimchi for breakfast is a most efficacious way to start the day!

Today's Weather

In honour of today's hail and other assorted shitty weather, I am sucking a lemon!

Handing Control To Others

Handing control to others, so that you can blame them when they screw it up, is not the act of a courageous leader!

Dithering Ends In Failure

Leaders who dither and procrastinate, always end up in the shit and usually take others with them.

April Fools - #AprilFools

Given the absurdity of what is happening in the world, and the clowns we have in government, the concept of April Fools Day this year is somewhat passé!