Apparently I Had Many Sambucas Last Night....

 

Scotland The Brave

 

Advice To Ministers

 

Make sure you know where all the cctv cams are in your office!

Glad Midsommar!

 

Advice To The Douches of Sussex

 

🔴 EXCLUSIVE: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex rejected the title Earl of Dumbarton for their son Archie because it contained the word "dumb", it has emerged https://t.co/ZiAurWfPHo

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) June 23, 2021

How Dumb can you be?

The word "Sussex" has the word "sex" in it!

Sunshine

 

Don't let today's sunshine fool you, it wants to lull you into a false sense of security before pissing down on you over the next five days!

Christmas is Coming!

 

Now that the Summer Solstice has been and gone, we are on our way to Christmas again.

In keeping with the season there are gales, dark skies and downpours!

Ho Fucking Ho!

Monday's Weather Report - Continues To Be Wetter Than an Otter's Pocket!

 

Weather Report - Wetter Than an Otter's Pocket!

 

Expressing a Different Opinion

 

To politely express an opinion that differs from someone else's is not "hate speech". Those who conflate disagreement with hate, need to learn to accept that there is more than one way to view an issue.

Those who cannot handle opinions that differ to theirs need therapy.

Advice To Companies Playing The Woke Virtue Signalling Card

 

Throwing your toys out of the pram, over a news channel you have never watched, gives that news channel a huge amount of free publicity.

Additionally, companies in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!

IKEA has decided to boycott GB News because of our alleged values. Here are IKEA’s values — a French CEO who is a criminal with a two year suspended jail sentence for spying on staff. https://t.co/Z82CvME7pY

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) June 15, 2021

Honey

 

 Honey, on bread and butter, is most efficacious for dealing hunger from drop in blood sugar levels.

Sunscreen Advice

Now that we are in the midst of a sunny heatwave, please make sure you apply copious amounts of sunscreen in order to protect me from sunburn!

Look For Where The Holes Aren't!

 

When looking for ways to increase the protection for fighter aircraft, instead of looking for where the holes are when a plane returns from a dogfight, look for where the holes aren't; then increase the strength of the body armour in those areas.

The same applies to other aspects of life eg, politics, pandemics and vaccination strategies.

America

 

America has always acted in what it perceives are its own best interests, even if those actions are contrary to understandings/agreements with allies and others.

The trouble is that America does not always understand what its own best interests are. As such, it is sometimes necessary to help it understand what its best interests are.

"This is for Your Own Good"

When someone uses the phrase "this is for your own good" (or the equivalent), when imposing some form of restriction on what you can do, eat, drink, smoke etc; they should be spurned as you would spurn a rabid dog!

Sunshine and Fog

 

 The British Summer is many-splendored thing!

Rain, on a Friday?

 

Lying Bastards!

 

There is NO Nepal variant!

Lockdown Addicts

It's easy to call for more/longer lockdowns when you are paid to sit at home and have a guaranteed job and pension.

The lockdown addicts, and the media that give them the oxygen of publicity, never mention the costs of lockdowns eg:

-education

-psychological

-health

-financial etc