BLACK SWAN ALERT - North Korea

 

Kim Jong-un tells starving North Koreans to feast on 'delicious' black swan https://t.co/S4SBUbITHG

— The Sun (@TheSun) October 29, 2021

Revenge is Sweet!

 

Egg Delivery Day Today - Let Joy Be Untrammelled!

 

Get a free £10 credit for The Good Egg Fellas. Use coupon: REFFKUF2B7RY9 https://t.co/viYI3PB2Br

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) October 25, 2021

The Universe Reveals Its Secrets To Me - The Vacuum Hose Clip

 

Until last week I didn't know that there are hose clips on my vacuum cleaner, one on the side and one on the bottom.

Ever so slowly the universe is revealing its secrets to me!

Advice To Nicholas Witchell

  

The Queen is not dead, kindly remove your black tie!

Happy Trafalgar Day

 

Advice To The Media re Covid "Experts"

 

When selecting so called Covid "experts" to interview, how about first checking how accurate their previous models and predictions were before inviting them to spread more doom and gloom bullshit?

Brighton Bin Strike Ends - Let Joy Be Untrammelled!

 

The Queen Nails It!

 

“Extraordinary isn’t it … I’ve been hearing all about COP … still don’t know who is coming … no idea. 

We only know about people who are not coming … It’s really irritating when they talk, but they don’t do.”

Pushing Against an Open Door

  

When pushing against an open door, make sure that you push in the right direction!

Advice To Environmental Fanatics

 

Referring to humans in this manner, doesn't really endear you to the human race.

"Lovelock...has conceded that some of his past pronouncements...were "alarmist". Given that in 2007 he stated:"Before this century is over, billions of us will die & the few breeding pairs of people that survive will be in the Arctic", that might be felt to be putting it mildly"

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) October 13, 2021

Maybe you should get on your mother ship, and fly off back to whatever planet it is you came from!

Advice To FAKE SAGE

 

When claiming foresight and that you knew better than the real SAGE, it might be advisable to check when you were actually spawned!

FAKE SAGE claim foresight, even thought they weren't set up until some time in May! https://t.co/6rn5p1TtIC https://t.co/3aCW2otkAV

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) October 12, 2021

Happiness

 

Those who care about the happiness of others will be happier than those who look for their own happiness.

Net Zero Defined

 

 Rich people and fanatics telling poor people how to run their lives.

When is a "Smart" Meter Not a "Smart" Meter?

 

 

When you have to take the readings yourself, and they give you gibberish!

In conclusion:

SMART METERS ARE BOLLOCKS!

Problems and Opportunities

  

Turn your problem into a probortunity!

When All is Said and Done..

  When all is said and done, more is said than done!

Lessons Learned?

 

 How many times must lessons be learned, before people realise that they are NOT being learned?