The Universe Reveals Its Secrets To Me - The Vacuum Hose Clip

 

Until last week I didn't know that there are hose clips on my vacuum cleaner, one on the side and one on the bottom.

Ever so slowly the universe is revealing its secrets to me!

Vacuum Cleaners

Vacuum cleaners are very good at being noisy, but invariably "suck" at actually removing dust and other detritus. Instead they redistribute the detritus in the air and around the room being vacuumed.

Vacuum Cleaners

The noisiest vacuum cleaners are not always the suckiest!

Vacuum Cleaners

It is unwise to have sex with vacuum cleaners in public!

"A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced at Saginaw County Circuit Court.
Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police said Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on October 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles north-west of Detroit.

Savage's lawyer, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment."

Source MSN

Vacuum

No one can operate and act in a vacuum, our actions have consequences for good or ill.

Teenage Yobs

The only way to tackle the teenage yob element in society is for parents to act as parents, and not to let their offspring run wild like feral animals.

The trouble is that many of the parents of these teenage yobs cannot be bothered; as it would simply be too much effort, and would distract them from their prime raison d'etre namely watching TV.

Here's the solution, ban both the parents and the kids from watching TV.

The vacuum in their lives, produced by the lack of their TV sedative, would force them to address the issue of their failure to act as responsible parents.

Nature Abhors a Vacuum

Advice to world leaders, seeking regime change in countries other than their own.

When invading countries, on the pretext of helping the local population rid themselves of the incumbent regime, ensure that the following two rules are adhered to:

• Make sure that you have a plan for the reconstruction, and repair, of any damage caused.



• Don't "cut and run", until the local replacement political and security infrastructure is strong enough to stand on its own two feet.

Nature abhors a vacuum; if you leave before the above points have been addressed others will fill the vacuum, and chaos will ensue.