Ken's Christmas Crackers - Send Someone a Festive Message!

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - The Joy of Christmas Lights

 

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Get Your Brasso Out!

 

Get your Brasso out, and polish your artefacts.

Christmas isn't Christmas without a shiny artefact on the mantelpiece, or in front of the fire!

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Christmas Carols

 

While shepherds washed their pots by night!

Ken's Christmas Crackers - Brussels Sprouts

 

Now that Christmas is just one month away, it is vital that you start boiling your brussels sprouts immediately; in order to ensure that they are totally devoid of taste, texture, colour and goodness!

Jaguar Withdraws From The Car Market

 

Copy nothing. #Jaguar pic.twitter.com/BfVhc3l09B

— Jaguar (@Jaguar) November 19, 2024

Irony Klaxon - Yousaf Did It To Himself!

 

Twats!

 

In Memoriam The Guardian (Departing Twitter) - A Collection of Its Most Useless Headlines

 

In honour of the Guardian announcing it was leaving X

I thought it was the right time to look back on some of their classic headlines 🧵

Feel free to add your own 👇

— Basil (@Basil_TGMD) November 13, 2024

Oil and Gas Are The Gift of God - COP29!

 

Amazing scenes as Azerbaijan's president kicks off COP29 by hailing oil, gas and other natural resources as a "gift of the God"

— James Heale (@JAHeale) November 12, 2024

Drill baby, drill!

Amsterdam 2024 - It Is Happening Again!

 

Those that ignore history will be destroyed by it!

Jill Biden's Revenge

 

Never Get In The Way of a Man and His Pint!