Advice To Sky Call Centre

Given that we have told you that MrX does not live at our address, and that we do not have (nor ever had) a Sky account, kindly stop ringing us and delete our phone number from your records.

Advice To Virgin Helpdesk

When you say you will call me back, call me back!

Advice To 3G

Since you insist on basing your customer call centre offshore, at least have the wit to ensure that the connection is of sufficient quality to ensure that the customer and call centre operative can hear what each other is saying.

Call Centres

There is only one thing more annoying than having to use an outsourced, foreign based call centre and that is being put on hold by an outsourced, foreign based call centre.

Advice To MBNA Credit Cards

It really pisses people off to be called more than ten times in a fortnight by your call centre, just to be told about a new product.

Call Centres

It is inadvisable to discuss financial matters with a call centre, when pissed out of your brain.