The Iran Israel Standoff Explained In Terms of a Flat-roofed Pub

 

On Saturday night Iran went into a flat roofed pub in a council estate and tried to punch the local hard man (Israel), it missed and spilled some of Israel's pint.

Everyone else in the pub is holding their breath waiting for the inevitable, except for Biden who is saying:

"Leave it Dave, he's not worth it!"

America's Embassy In Jerusalem

According to some idiotic American, the opening of the US embassy in Jerusalem fulfils biblical "prophecy".

Has America so lost its way in the world that it can only function and make decisions based on "prophecies" contained within a collection of fairy tales published over 2,000 years ago??