Southern Rail's New Timetable Fails Spectacularly

⏰🚉 A completely new weekday timetable is in place from today.

Don’t get caught out, plan ahead 👉 https://t.co/Dg3US5QjP1

— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) May 21, 2018

Seemingly "logistical problems" are causing the new timetable to fail.

Call me old fashioned, but was not the new timetable meant to fix Southern Rail's "logistical problems"?????

Southern Rail Resumes "Full Service"

Southern rail 'full service' to resume https://t.co/mJwN7dy0yq

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) January 18, 2017

All very well and good, maybe. However, "full service" is a highly subjective term!

Advice To Southern Commuters

Club together and charter your own trains, then send the bill to Southern.

Question For Southern Rail

You claim that the currently curtailed timetable will be restored in full by the end of the month.

That being the case, what was the point of curtailing it in the first place?

Question For Southern Rail

Are we to assume that your strategy (wrt buggering up the schedules, cancelling trains, firing staff and your idiotic request for commuters to tweet complaints to the RMT) is in fact part of a cunning strategy to force the government to rid you of your rail franchise?

Advice To Southern Rail and The RMT

Grow up and stop inflicting your dispute on the hapless commuters who have to get to work.

Southern Rail - Epic Fail!

Southern Rail, the byword for failure!