Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Twigs are best left outside of the house, and are not really at their best when placed on the stairs.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Advice To Self
It is inadvisable to mix Guinness, Bacardi, Mateus Rose and Irish coffees when celebrating St Patrick's night!
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Advice To Jacuzzi Users
Avoid jacuzzis that have a "foam" surface of white bubbles.
This is not detergent, soap or foaming agent but is in fact skin scales and body fat.
It means that the jacuzzi is filthy!
This is not detergent, soap or foaming agent but is in fact skin scales and body fat.
It means that the jacuzzi is filthy!
Monday, March 15, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Making History
Certain individuals would kid themselves, and others, that they are "making history".
No one "makes history", they are merely part of it.
No one "makes history", they are merely part of it.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Advice To Glow Worm Boilers
Stop bombarding me with phone calls, I do not want your boiler insurance.
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
The Forest of Laws
Over the centuries a forest of laws, designed to protect the rights of the innocent, have been planted in Britain.
Those who would cut these laws down, on the pretext of "imprisoning the devil", would not be able to stand against the wind of dictatorship that would follow this deforestation.
Those who would cut these laws down, on the pretext of "imprisoning the devil", would not be able to stand against the wind of dictatorship that would follow this deforestation.
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