Welcome The Monopoly Cat!

A warm welcome to the Monopoly Cat, about time too!

How To Mix The Perfect Vodka/Gin Martini

Don't add any Vermouth!

Deluded Twats

Beware deluded twats who are not as popular with people as they believe or would have others believe.

Throw A Sickie

Today is the most likely day in the year when people are likely to take a day off from work due to illness.

Worry

Good Luck To Eva! II

My mistake, apparently I am putting together the Ikea chests of drawers!

Good Luck To Eva!

Good luck to my partner Eva in her task today of trying to build two IKEA chests of drawers.

Being Swedish, she may have some luck!

Fog

There is  nothing like a good deep inhalation of fog to freshen the lungs!

January

January is a long tedious month, that seemingly never ends!

Only four more days of it to endure, thank goodness.

Happy Burns Night

Happy Burns Night to all my chums from Scotland.

Angry Rhetoric

Sometimes the stated target of angry rhetoric is not actually the real target at all, but is being used as chaff in order to vent a spleen and say something that can't be said to the real target.

All Hail The Hypno Cat!