Happy St Patrick's Day

Pigfish

Advice To The New Pope

Good luck!

Smoke Watch

Smoke watch, day 2.

Will it be black or white?

Question For Brighton Council

Where are the gritters?

Monday Morning Snow

Another Monday morning crashes into our lives, this Monday it is snowing and unsurprisingly the country's transport "infrastructure" has ground to a halt!

Advice To The Management of Brighton Station

Fix the farking ticket machine that has been out of action for the last three weeks!

Good Morning World!

The Mere Cat Diaries

Porridge Rules

Rules for making and eating porridge:

- Porridge should be only made with water.

- No milk, cream or sugar should be added.

- You may add salt if you wish.

- Porridge should be eaten standing up.

These rules are mandatory, I will be conducting random on the spot inspections to ensure that you are all following the rules!

My Thanks To My Cat

My gratitude for your overnight furball in the kitchen, doubtless regurgitated in sympathy for my stomach bug.

Resignation

Sometimes the greatest achievement of an individual's career is that of resigning.