War

War is the mother of all invention.

Eyes Closed

Sometimes it is best to speak with one's eyes closed, so that one may see more clearly.

Fark Off Windows!

Another day, another pc slowing Windows download!

Whiteboards

Whiteboards are the tools of dictators.

The Joy of Windows

How kind of Microsoft to be forever tinkering with their current releases of Windows, by downloading regular updates onto my pcs that slow them down.

How I look forward to Windews10 which, I assume, will be error free and not require updating?

Thank You Windows

Thank you Windows for choosing to download stuff onto my pc, the process of which not only slowed the machine down to a snail's pace but caused my wireless connection to drop!

Stained Trousers

It is a fundamental principle of the universe that stained trousers only become apparent at the precise moment you are leaving the house for an appointment/event.

Spaghetti Bolognese

The sign of a quality spaghetti bolognese is a sauce spattered shirt and face after eating it.

Monday Morning Advice

Go on, have a nap; you know you want to!

Advice To The Middle Aged

Don't shroud yourself in a self constructed shell of your own disappointment with your life.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When you feel you are about to throw up, please vacate the duvet on our bed (especially when we are still sleeping underneath it).

New Year's Resolutions

New Year's resolutions are a thoroughly pointless exercise and an utter waste of time!