Hmmm......

The mystery of the van that followed the Westminster attacker's car has been solved - it was in a fact a have-a-go hero trying to stop the attack who was shocked when he suddenly found himself surrounded by armed police

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) August 16, 2018

Not yet entirely convinced by this....

Advice To Seaside Public Toilet Contractors

It is advisable to have your facilities up and running to full capacity during the peak summer season!

Today I Am Mainly Being...

Today I am mainly being:

INDEFATIGABLE

President Nasser Talks Commonsense - #BurkaGate

Religion

Religion is ridiculous!

Weaponising The Dollar

Weaponising the Dollar is the most idiotic thing that the Americans have ever done, and my goodness me they certainly have done some stupid things.

It will bring about not only the demise of the Dollar as the global reserve currency of choice, but also the destruction of the American economy.

I Miss The Sunshine!

Advice To The Media and Human Beings re The Met Office

When the Met office says that the weather will be warmer than average up until October, please be aware of the following:

1 The Met office's forecasts are invariably wrong

2 "Warmer than average" does not mean heatwave!

Advice To President Nicolás Maduro

"How about an analysis piece on which Venezuelan army units ran away the fastest?"

This has to be my best news pitch ever pic.twitter.com/cnlrPRN1EV

— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) August 6, 2018

You might want to hire more professional/brave troops!

It's A Funny Old World!

It's a funny old world when the declining mental health (and associated verbal/twitter outbursts) of one man can set the entire world on edge!

Today I Am Mainly...

Today I am mainly

walking in eternity

Happy #YorkshireDay

A very Happy Yorkshire Day to my chums from Yorkshire!