The Value of Bovril

As the weather turn to an Autumn chill; the value in terms of taste, warmth and nutrition of drinking hot Bovril cannot be overstated.

The effectiveness of this splendid drink can be enhanced by adding a measure of sherry.

Funerals

When attending a funeral, always ensure that your hip flask is fully loaded and functioning.

Advice Celebrity Wanabees

Get a life!

The Fear

Beware those who fear the future, they will try to take you back to the past.

Obvious

The more a person uses the words "obvious" and "obviously" when arguing their case, the less intellectually rigorous their argument.

Stupid

Sometimes stupid is so simple, it's brilliant.

Great Cons of Today

Loan protection!

Those companies that sell you these insurance policies do everything they can to avoid paying out, when a claim is made.

This despite the fact, that the cost of the policy is often more than the interest on the debt.

Professional Ball Room Dancers

Why are professional ball room dancers orange?

Alternative Medicine

Utter hogwash!

Practiced by those wanting to make a fast buck out of the naive and gullible.

Indian Summer

The best way for the summer to end, is with and Indian summer.

Careers

Don't allow others to dictate your career path.

Advice To World Leaders

"Yeehah!" is not a foreign policy.