The Dark Side

Mankind seeks to rid itself of its dark side, yet it is the dark side that gives us our strength, ambition and drive.

Without these qualities man would still be living in caves.

Spying

Those who breed a culture of spying and reporting the actions of others, eventually get spied on themselves.

The Market

Let the market decide where to allocate resources, not the five year plan.

Capitalism

Capitalism transcends all ideologies and geographical boundaries.

The Rush To Legislate

Beware politicians who rush to legislate, without thinking through the consequences of their legislation, it will be the people that they govern who pay the price for the sloppy legislation.

Progress

Progress and pain are synonymous with each other, that is why they both begin with a "P".

Capital Expenditure

Before committing yourselves to a major piece of capital expenditure, always ensure that you actually know what you want your "bright, new, shiny" machine to do; and make sure that it can actually do it.

The Iron Content of Liver

Liver reputedly has a high iron content, yet you cannot pick it up with a magnet.

Why?

Rich or Poor

It doesn't matter as to whether you are rich or poor, so long as you have enough money.

Darkness

Those that deny their inner darkness, deny their own existence.

Hotel Quotes

Always double check the quotes that you receive for hotel accommodation against the amount actually charged on you bill.

Eating an Elephant

The best way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time.

As it is for an elephant, so it is for the problems that life throws at you.

They should be taken one bite at a time.