Mutually Assured Destruction

Theoretically the doctrine MAD, be it financial or military, can act as a deterrent. However, the problem lies in the fact that the concept includes the words "mutually" and "destruction".

These two words come front and centre when someone actually presses the button.

Advice To Holidaymakers Heading To Greece

Take bucket loads of cash!

Network Printer

How come it took me two hours to connect my new printer to my pc yesterday?

Two hours of my life I will never get back!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Maybe if you ate your breakfast a little more slowly, you wouldn't have to need to throw it up ten seconds after consumption all over the kitchen floor?

Documents

When sending documents ahead of an important meeting, make sure you send the right ones!

Glad Midsommar

Happy Waterloo Day!

Two hundred years ago the Duke of Wellington defeated Napoleon, and saved Europe from dictatorship.

Advice To Tsipras

Calling the IMF "criminals" probably won't help secure extra money from them!

Wi-Fi

Will someone please develop a Wi-Fi system that doesn't fall over every time a neighbour turns their router on, and drop because of interference from other systems!

Question For The Manufacturers of Scented Toilet Tissue

Is one meant to smell your product before, or after, use?

Advice To Launderettes

Clean your lint traps often, lest they become a fire hazard!

Ongoing Advice To Our Cat and Visiting Cats

Please conduct your cat races up and down our wooden stairways during the daytime, not in the middle of the night!