Sunday, March 31, 2013
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Doorstops are not cat toys to be battered around wooden floors in the middle of the night.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Weather Forecasts
According to the weather forecast, we may expect a "heatwave" after Easter.
Please, who are they trying to kid?
Does anyone really believe the weather forecast anymore?
Please, who are they trying to kid?
Does anyone really believe the weather forecast anymore?
Monday, March 25, 2013
Friday, March 22, 2013
Advice To A Certain Tom
Please stop jumping on our Rosie, she has been spayed and therefore you are wasting your energies!
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Don't let that scruffy Tom jump on you like that, you have been spayed therefore you shouldn't be interested in him!
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Advice To Social Network Companies
Don't reconfigure your servers without being sure that the reconfiguration can be reversed when it goes wrong.
Monday, March 18, 2013
Advice To Facebook
When I post one of my articles from one of my websites on my timeline it is not spam, therefore do not block me!
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Friday, March 15, 2013
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Monday, March 11, 2013
Monday Morning Snow
Another Monday morning crashes into our lives, this Monday it is snowing and unsurprisingly the country's transport "infrastructure" has ground to a halt!
Friday, March 08, 2013
Advice To The Management of Brighton Station
Fix the farking ticket machine that has been out of action for the last three weeks!
Thursday, March 07, 2013
Wednesday, March 06, 2013
Tuesday, March 05, 2013
Porridge Rules
Rules for making and eating porridge:
- Porridge should be only made with water.
- No milk, cream or sugar should be added.
- You may add salt if you wish.
- Porridge should be eaten standing up.
These rules are mandatory, I will be conducting random on the spot inspections to ensure that you are all following the rules!
- Porridge should be only made with water.
- No milk, cream or sugar should be added.
- You may add salt if you wish.
- Porridge should be eaten standing up.
These rules are mandatory, I will be conducting random on the spot inspections to ensure that you are all following the rules!
Monday, March 04, 2013
My Thanks To My Cat
Friday, March 01, 2013
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