Ken's Christmas Crackers - You Can Never Have Too Much Gravy!

 

The Gravy Train

Many people often talk of their desire to ride the gravy train.

All very well and good, maybe. However, I have yet to hear anyone specify the flavour of the gravy or whether they want said gravy on the side or slopping around on the plate.

Not so smart now, are we?

Come on people, before boarding the gravy train you have to decide what flavour of gravy and where you want it poured!

Gravy

A pox upon the gravy that I spilled on my white trousers last night!

Advice To Self

Don't eat gravy when wearing white trousers.

Gravy and Mobile Phones

It is unwise to spill gravy onto a touch screen mobile phone.

Jumpers and Gravy

Why is it whenever I wear a newly cleaned jumper I spill gravy down it?