The Joy of Christmas Trees

Kudos to a local resident who was obviously so attached to their "living" Christmas tree that they could only bring themselves to throw out its brown, withered husk today!

Pork Chops and Stuffing

Fatty, thick pork chops and stuffing; a meal that just keeps on giving!

The Internet - Back To Basics

Let us stop the trolling, hate spewing and scummy use of the internet and go back to basics and remember what the internet was invented for.

The sharing of pictures of cats!

Question For Sustainable Fadists

Is the credit card use use to buy your "sustainable" produce made from sustainable materials?

War With An Unknown

Apparently we are most likely to be at war by the weekend with an organisation (IS, ISIL, ISIS - depending on who is talking about it) that most people had not heard of a year ago.

One might ask where this organisation, that now has in its possession territory, oil and weapons, drew its initial support and funding from. At the very least we should at least identify what it is called.

Autumnal Nip

Now that there is a distinct Autumnal nip in the air, expect an increase in demand for the services of central heating repair bods.

Celery

Celery for breakfast is most efficacious.

The Scottish Referendum

Thanks Scotland for deciding to stay with us.

The United Kingdom

Whatever the result of today's vote in Scotland, the United Kingdom will never be the same again.

The Union

Less than 24 hours to save the Union!

Advice To Microsoft

For farks sake sort out the glitches and slowness of Microsoft Outlook (nee Hotmail)!

Sunny Monday

A sunny Monday morning in mid September?

Am I awake?

Advice To My PC

Don't "ping" at me when I command you to do something, just do it!

How To Tell When Politicians Are Panicking

When they agree with each other.

Advice To Professional Bodies

Don't cold call your members!

The Union

How the fark has an individual of Alex Salmond's incapability been allowed to destroy the Union?

Stress Buckets

Stress buckets should be emptied regularly, lest they overflow and cause an unpleasant mess!

Beans

Beans are not just for one meal, but for at least 24 hours!

Cease Fire Agreements

Cease fire agreements are only valid if the parties to the agreement are also the combatants.

Urgency

Those who mark their missives to others "urgent", rarely perform with a sense of urgency themselves when asked the same.

Advice To The Premier League

£750M in transfer fees??!!

Irrespective of the fact you will try to recoup that money by screwing the fans via extortionate ticket prices and selling t shirts and other shite with redesigned branding, are you farking demented?

Box Ticking

Box ticking is the curse of innovation and creativity.