Words of Kindness

Words of kindness and thanks, for a job well done, often mean more than mere money.

However, when thanking someone for their service/work don't forget that people have to be able to buy food and shelter and words alone won't enable them to do that.

Stride Boldly Into The Unknown

Mankind has only achieved things by striding into the unknown, cowering in fear of the unknown leads to the decay and deterioration of society.

Therefore gird your loins, don your armour, unsheathe your sword and stride boldly into the unknown!

Headlights

When you see headlights coming straight at you, get out of the way don't sit and admire them!

Advice To Everyone

Don't sit back and watch the world burn.

Where you see something that needs to be fixed or addressed, sort it out without delay!

Religion

Religion is the root of all stupidity, hatred and bigotry!

Advice To Manchurian Candidates

Always have a fall guy, and a bolt hole ready!

Forgetfulness

Just because a person, company or organisation claim to be professional, don't assume they are not forgetful.

International Day of Happiness

Apparently today is the International Day of Happiness (whatever that means?).

All very laudable no doubt, but why on earth hold it on a Monday?

Happy St Patrick's Day

Happy St Patrick's Day, may the Craic be with you!

In Praise of The Scotch Egg

What a splendid thing the Scotch Egg is, a boiled egg, encased in sausage meat dipped in breadcrumbs.

What's not to like?

The chickens that lay these must be wondrous beasts indeed!

Happy Ides of March!

A Question For Crufts

Question: When is a working dog not a working dog?

Answer: When it wins Crufts Best in Show!

When Is a Secretary of State Not Really a Secretary of State?

A Secretary of State that travels to a global hotspot at a time of crisis without a press corps, and without the confidence of the president, is not really a Secretary of State.

Learn This Lesson For Prep

Politicians lie...PERIOD!

The Dangers of Television

Be careful what you do/say in front of your TV, lest the CIA be watching!

Publishing Reports

Before publishing a report, FFS check the appendices for errors and cock ups!

Happy British Pie Week!

Happy British Pie Week!

Leaks II

When stopping a leak with a hammer, don't bang too hard lest you cause another!

Oncoming Asteroids

When you see an asteroid hurtling towards your home, don't waste time pruning the roses!