It's White Shoe Weather

 

NB: picture taken last year before SD imposed!

Open Toed Sandals - Just Say No!

Now that the warm weather is upon us, there is the temptation for some to don open toed sandals or flip flops.

As I have noted before, such footwear is morally degenerate; feet should be properly shod.

JUST SAY NO!

Advice Re Shoes

Always, always check your shoes for venomous insects, reptiles and other assorted creatures before putting them on.

I cannot emphasise that enough!

Fancy Shoes

It is a statistical fact that those who wear fancy shoes tend to be more likely to commit fraud than those who don't.

Pointy Shoes

You can never go wrong with pointy shoes.

Barefoot

The man who walks barefoot should have no fear of the man wearing shoes.

Who is to say that the man wearing shoes does not find them restrictive and uncomfortable?

Shoes

Keep your shoes well polished.

Scruffy, unkempt, shoes are a sign of an unkempt and disorganised mind.

Shoelaces

If your shoelaces are prone to coming undone on a regular basis, boil them in water for a few minutes.

This will resolve the problem.

Do remember to remove the laces from your shoes first though!