Life

An excellent method for preserving meat.

Assumption

Never assume anything.

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups!

Inspiration

Those seeking inspiration should simply close their eyes and relax.

It will come, when it is good and ready.

Religious Intolerance

Those religions that do not tolerate freedom of debate and thought will die of entropy, and will be consigned to the dustbin of history.

A Violent Wind

A violent wind seldom outlasts the morning.

So it is with political extremism.

Science Fiction

I cannot commend the genre of science fiction too highly.

It is both a source of entertainment, and moral philosophy.

Flat Pack Furniture

A wondrous creation by the Swedes; all the more so, given the fact that the only tool that they seem to possess appears to be a small bent metal rod.

The IRA

The IRA is no more a movement for freedom than Al Capone and his mob associates were in Chicago in the 20's and 30's.

Those that think of the IRA as freedom fighters are deluding themselves.

Drink

There's no such thing as a free drink.

Martyrdom

If martyrdom truly brings eternal happiness, how is that those who encourage young men to sacrifice their lives and become martyrs are old?

The infallibility of The Pope

Utter nonsense!

Great Lies of Today

"We will call you back."