Great Lies of Today

"We must meet up sometime in the New Year".

Leaf Blowers

The invention of the devil.

World Leaders Past Their Sell By Date

You can always tell when a world leader is past his/her sell by date, when they ignore their own domestic agenda and start trying to solve world-wide poverty.

Business Expenses

Always keep thorough records of your business expenses, this saves embarrassing arguments when it comes to claiming reimbursement.

Credit Card Annual Charges

Rumour has it that credit card companies are set to reintroduce annual charges for credit cards, because they are not making enough large profits.

My heart bleeds for them!

Political Assassins

He who wields the knife never wears the crown.

Ready Made Yorkshire Pudding Mix

What a waste of money!

Don't be so lazy, make your own using; four, milk and eggs.

PDF Downloads

Whenever I see the extension .pdf on a link my heart sinks.

PDF files are, to my view, the slowest and most irritating form of download on the planet.

Anger

Anger is a more effective emotion than despair.

Advice To Restaurants

Do not put a vegetarian in charge of carving the roast joint.

Leaf Blowers

Do not use leaf blowers on windy days.

Great Lies of Today

"It's a sellers' market".