Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please wipe your paws before jumping on our bed.

Question For My Cat

Do you prefer the red plastic milk bottle ring top, to the blue one to play with?

Advice To The Media

During this "exciting" election you may care to focus on the policies of the parties and candidates themselves, rather than on what the party leaders wives are wearing.

General Election

Another general election looms, be still my beating heart!

Climb The Mountain

It is worthwhile climbing the mountain, in order to feel the wind in your face.

Question For The Catholic Church

Are you insane?

There is no way that some negative press comments can be in any way compared to the abuse and suffering inflicted upon the Jewish people in the past.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

My water glass is for me to drink from, your water bowl is for your to drink from.

The Joys of Spring

Oh the joys of the British spring!

Blizzards in the North, gales and torrential rain in the South.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please stop chasing bumble bees, the swollen paw you suffered from yesterday as a result of your bumble bee chasing was rather expensive to treat.

Advice To The Pope

Apologise and let your priests marry.

Experts

Beware "experts" who are blinded by their own certainty.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Following yesterday's advice re climbing the chimney flue, which you have ignored, please will you at least wipe your paws after you emerge from the flue so that you do not cover our sofa in sooty pawprints.

Thank you.