Advice To The BMA

Look to your own unhealthy habits, before telling others how to live their lives.

Advice To Morrisons

"Zesty lemons" (as per your description of them) are all very well, if it is only the zest that you want. However, most people want a lemon that actually produces some juice.

Another Week

Another week crashes upon us imposing a feeling of grey, chilling foreboding.

Today's Word

Today's word is "clusterfuck".

Advice To "Chefs"

Don't "pre portion" your food and use that as an excuse not to be able to serve customers with the food combination that they actually want.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please dry your paws before you walk on my head when I am sleeping in bed.

Advice To Olympus

Just because you are named after a location in Greece, there is no need to emulate the fraudulent business practices of that country!

Question To Eurozone "Leaders"

What fresh instabilities will you be inflicting on the markets and the global economy this week?

Advice To George Papandreou

Leave office with some dignity, before you are pushed out.

Advice To The G20

Given worldwide economic meltdown, was Cannes (the symbol of all that is opulent and extravagant) such a wise choice of venue for your meeting?

Advice To Eurozone "Leaders"

You can't impose economic policy on another country and its people by diktat or bureaucratic occupation of its ministries.

Advice To Trick and Treaters

When I turn off my doorbell it means that I don't want you to knock on the door either.